Tip your drivers. . .

I work for a pizza delivery place. The majority of the money I earn comes from tips.
Now, there are people that I deliver to that give amazing tips and are very nice and they are the reason I love my job. And then there are the people that honestly make me hate my job. Like people that tip $0.64 and live out in Egypt, Lehi. I drove 10+ miles to bring you this pizza. And you are absolutely rude and awful and don't tip me practically anything. You are a non-contributing zero and I hope you inhale that pizza so fast that you choke and have to drink so much water that you then feel the need to pee your pants and then, by the time you get back from either the bathroom or from changing her pants, your pizza will then be cold.
So, the moral of this story is to please tip your drivers. A couple dollars will absolutely make our day and will also help us save up for college, pay for our cell phones and car insurance, and will also help us buy food every once in a while. And, I promise that, if you can afford pizza, you can afford to tip us a couple dollars. Thank you. Have a nice day. This rant brought to you by an annoyed pizza driver that had a bad day at work.